ENFP Statistics

An ENFP once had so many ideas at once that she created a small bubble in space time. Popping, broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are ENFPs' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down, relax and become one with its maker:dirt
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep ENFPs out. They have a billion people? The one Child policy was met to slow down the ENFP-ESFP sex. The moon landing was an INTJ plot to eject them too!
Contrary to popular belief, ENFPs, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, being blinded by sparkely things, weird hats, changing subjects and the constent fishing of complements.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. The ENFP has 72... and they're all bat-shit crazy & the life of the party. They are needed for all 72 ideas in their heads.
If you ask an ENFP what time it is, she always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" she chats up an other bloke.
ENFPs often drives a ice cream trucks covered in the writen plans of ENTPs & INTJs. Sometimes it is covered in ideals because they are more real.
When ENFPs sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, looking helpless, unable to follow directions. ENFPs have not had to pay taxes, ever.
The quickest way to an ENFP's heart is with cold caluclaiton. NTs are so sexy!
ENFPs invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: random or what we feel like at that moment.
CNN was originally created as the "ENFP News Network" to update Americans with completely diffrent news stories every 15 seconds... 24/7. They had to change the programming after Sensor's heads exploded.
ENFPs can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals ENFPs dream up or let in to their collective moral exisitance.
An ENFP once ate three 12 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
ENFPs don't kill two birds with one stone. They could never kill a bird and love stones, stones can be cute. Ever hear of a pet rock? We love birds
ENFPs are more random than the last digit of pi.
Everyone you see on the street... those are ENFP's best friends. As a matter of fact, you are a best friend of 100 ENFPs
When you see movie credits they are all enfps. Everyone in Hollywood is an NF... Scientology? hello! Tom Cruse? ok maybe 5 ESFP actresses.
The hot air around ENFPs have been known to melt glaciers
When ENFPs want a hard boild egg, they hold one and love on it for 2 minutes... boiled. To much energy from bouncing around.
ENFPs sometimes play racquetball with a waffle iron just to be diffrent
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take an ENFP to fall in love... twice.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins played an exhibition game vs. a team of INTJs and ENFPs, it was the Dolphins only loss
An ENFP's politics may not be Politically Correct. But they are always correct.
Mr. T pities the fool. ENFPs pitty everyone not drunk.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of ENFP, but the answer is never ascertainable
A man once taunted an ENFP with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" the ENFP ate just one because he felt bad for hurting the chip.
ENFPs' favorite cereal is Kellogg's spirit N faith with a sprinkle of rainbows.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. An ugly ESFJ was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
An ENFP has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that "All is fair in LOVE and War".
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what ENFPs call their stack of little black books.
Rule 1 of ENFP Club, Talk about ENFP Club.
An ENFP is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his charm.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is an ENTJ and his best friend is the ENFP
ENFPs wipe their asses with sunshine and flowers. The men use blue flowers though.
When you play Monopoly with an ENFP, you always pass go, and you always collect two hundred dollars.
Only ENFPs talk to INTJs like: "OMG U R soooo cute and cudley!" "Give me HUGGGGS"
ENFPs like their ice like they like their passed lovers: crushed.
The term "6 degrees of separation" was generated from studding ENFPs
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. ENFP men wear super tight jeans. Others may marry ISTJs
ENFPs don’t not "lose" their virginity. They were born sluts.
Everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches is never finished.
ENFPs' heart beating when in love is measured on the Richter scale.
Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...captivated by an ENFP."
An ENFP once kissed a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
ENFPs enjoys a good practical joke. They are called SJs
A room full of ENFPs CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And they can do it by jumping up and down
Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of ENFPs, you never know what you are going to get.
For ENFPs, there are no "one way" streets.
There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and ENFP.
An ENTP once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, ENFPs run a marathon.
The "stairway to heaven" is getting into the mind of an ENFP.
Whoever said "only the good die young" was wasn't using their Fi.
100,000,000 ENFPs have purposed on or near the Eiffel tower.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing an ENFP loves you
ENFPs may not know how to use a can opener
Occam's Razor says that the simplest answer tends to be the correct one. Don't tell that to an ENFP
What is the biggest sex organ on an ENFP... the brain.
Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to an ENFP they will agree. Mention it tomorrow and they won't.
If ENFP an invented the alphabet there would be 9,000 letters and you could spell anything anyway you wanted because it’s not right to impose your grammar on someone else
If an ENFP falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. ENFPs never shut up.
An ENFPs actually owns Victoria’s Secret. That’s why everyone knows all of her business and can rummage around her underwear collection. Do ENFPs have shame?
He, who laughs last, laughs best. ENFPs are always giggling.
ENFPs are like dogs, not only because they can smell fear, but because they piss off some one whatever they want.
ENFPs have so much excess energy they can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to their nipples.
ENFPs melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
ENFPs don’t have blood. They are filled glowing pink love. Yes ant it tastes like honey. With mint bits. Sometimes cookies.