Stripes 
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| 21 Apr 2011 02:02 AM |
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To all the INTJs on this forum this is a very important announcement. It would seem that there is a destructive virus on this forum that is infecting the INTJs . I have called it the Offendo virus. Some INTJ models that have been affected have shown the error messages of “ I am offended” or “I feel offended” ect ect. There are programs available to remedy this infection, these can be found by using, science programs, history programs, maths programs, geography programs and other fact based programs. First signs that may indicate that you have been infected with the Offendo virus is when someone who you do not know and most likely will never meet, types something on this forum which is based on the internet, where people say what they want to, does not have the reaction of “I don't give a flying monkey what you think” or "Show me the facts", but makes you FEEL Offended.
We have lost a great number of good functional INTJs to this terrible virus so please be on your guard.
And for the ENFPs I made you a shiny new thread
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PurpleGiraffe
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| 21 Apr 2011 08:31 AM |
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Thank you for the warning, Stripes!
*Powers down for a system reboot and reprogramming.*
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Stripes
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| 21 Apr 2011 10:35 AM |
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You are welcome PurpleGiraffe. 
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TheJan
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| 21 Apr 2011 03:01 PM |
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Save the INTJPUs (INTJ Processing Units!)! Build up firewall! Run scans of your internal programs! (But please don't delete your ethical subroutines... like the Doc from Voyager in "Equinox"... Can't find a video online sorry)
Just out of interest, what is the operating system of an INTJPU? (INTJ Processing Unit)
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PurpleGiraffe
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| 21 Apr 2011 03:37 PM |
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Just out of interest, what is the operating system of an INTJPU? (INTJ Processing Unit)
If we told you, we would have to kill you (and dismantle ourselves for we had surely become too corrupt to function).  |
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drdilemma
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| 21 Apr 2011 03:41 PM |
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I hope I didn't initiate the virus ;-) |
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PurpleGiraffe
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| 21 Apr 2011 03:50 PM |
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No, you are fine, Dr.Dilemma. I believe you might have actually helped Stripes here in determining the problem.  My anti-viral software seems to indicate it might be simply a result of too long on this forum and the ENFJ I am seeing.  |
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Stripes
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| 21 Apr 2011 11:49 PM |
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Well Jan like PurpleGiraffe said I can't tell you what my new one is or what it looks like but I can show you an old one I had.
And yes I know it's shiny |
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JustinRWatson
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| 23 Apr 2011 06:24 AM |
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Moderator here.. Is there anyway I could locate the mosquito that started the infection and kill it? I just need to know so I can purchase the correct flyspray....
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Stripes
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| 23 Apr 2011 09:54 AM |
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JustinRWatson
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| 23 Apr 2011 11:17 PM |
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Posted By Stripes on 23 Apr 2011 08:54 AM
 
Bahahaa.. Oh dear.. I love you INTJs, you genuinely make me laugh!  |
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| 28 Apr 2011 11:47 AM |
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-random hug for the INTJs- |
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Stripes
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| 28 Apr 2011 12:08 PM |
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Stripes
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| 28 Apr 2011 12:31 PM |
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| 28 Apr 2011 01:11 PM |
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Hey look guys, it's a hula hoop! Who wants to go first? |
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Stripes
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| 28 Apr 2011 01:35 PM |
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| 28 Apr 2011 08:37 PM |
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The sheer number of fuzzy things and fuzzy feelings in this thread make me want to die, puke my guts out, and then die again. And then maybe stab some things. In short, stop this nonsense. Also, I will put forth the anecdote that some of the INTJs who left in a fury were simply lonely, and spring feelings didn't help the matter, which resulted in a critical mass of departure. Bwahahahaha. Ha. Haha. |
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Stripes
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| 28 Apr 2011 11:00 PM |
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